My Favorite Headlines page 2
"I'll let you read this headline yourself... This is a sports headline..."
| "I couldn't have said it better myself. It is so true." |
| "She must be exhausted! Those fertility drugs have gone too far!" | ||||
| "Here's a Nashville school lunch... 'I'll take a smaller portion of the turdy salad please.'" |
"I love when politicians lie right on the ballot... Hair. Brown. Right."
"'These guys must be really good lawyers... 'Why would we screw you?' The Trickey Crooks Law Firm.'"
That makes sense.
"Want your crack house cleaned?"
"Congratulations to Dawn Olson who graduated from 'booty camp'!"
"'Don't call during Lawrence Welk!'"
"I love these two..."
| "Some of you country folks may recognize this…" |
"I bet this is one of the gooder scools too…"
"I knew airport security was bad, but..."
"Here's a guy who's got some problems..."
"I feel so bad for this woman"
"People are so stupid! They're idiots! A 'hate crime'?!"
"Huh. So there is a correlation between teaching and scores..."
"Here's irony..."
"Here's a guy who has some issues..."
"This seems a little insulting... 'A 29-year-old manly woman...'"
"Some people are just idiots! Beautiful bike, isn't it? And this guy took out a big ad for this!"
"This seems to be a bad idea. It seems like a trick."
"This is unfortunate wording..."
"Here's the idiot of the week..."
Do you see the irony?
"Yes, 'Seven of the nine commission members voted UNANIMOUSLY!'..."
"Ladies, here's why it's important to buy name-brand products."
"What a deal! You move in tonight and you don't have to pay a dime until tomorrow morning."
| "Here's some people with real names... 'Cook to Marry Kitchen.'" |
Real people - Stuck for 50 years
"'Faught for 40 Years'"
"'Slamin for 50 Years"
"Could get a little gamey, don't you think?"
What was it called before?
"Replaced the carpet?! I hate when they do that!"
"Here's an idiot, a complete moron... This guy told police that the LSD he had was for selling and was not for personal use."
This cat's in a bad mood