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       What secretary wouldn't go for that?

                                                                                       SHUT UP!  Is this for real?

                                                                                  Aren't you happy to see me or is that 

                                                                                  just a shrimp in your pants?

"Here's a sure sign that rock stars are getting          "'She's gonna blow at any minute! Mayday! Mayday!''"

older and older. Look, it's the Granny Awards!"

Ann started out life as a poor black child...                       "Here's Cherie's favorite florist..."

"Here are some dedicated players --                    "Let me tell you how stupid men are! This is a vacuum,

except for that one guy in the back..."                   an industrial vacuum -- and the fact that they have to tell

                                                                            guys that, well..."

This is one of the most inappropriately                    It's not going to work out anyways so 

worded headlines..."                                              why not save some money.

"'Bring them babies over here -- I'll take               Remember when Jesus did 9 holes in 7 shots? 

care of 'em'"                                                         That was amazing!"

"This is the stupidest criminal I have ever seen

in my life!"